Coconut on the ceiling

P, my dear,

I wanted to let you know that, today, on my work flex day that I get to spend home with sunshine and breeze, I'm instead getting exhausted trying to scrape the coconut off the ceiling with a wet sponge and my arms lifted way high up over my head, balancing over a chair, over the kitchen sink.

The f%@# you're gonna open coconut again the way you've been doing ^_^ You're officially removed from coconut opening duty.

Much Love,