International Day of Sigh of Relief

I vote we anoint Wednesday, November 5 (yes, the day after Tuesday, November 4, 2008, Election Day) "International Day of Sigh of Relief."

This grand day of celebration will officially mark the fact that George W. Bush's remaining days in office will begin to be counted as if they were minutes--counted out in anticipation of New Year's Day.

This holiday will be instituted across nations, in order to assist a great many people in putting closure to a traumatic 8 years, and therefore, begin preparations to hold their breath and grow a new ulcer starting on January 20, 2009 (Innauguration Day).

- J