More on Chrysler-Fiat Merger

So the media and Internets (exhibit A and exhibit B) have been buzzing steadily and daily with urgent, sometimes desperate (or is it disparate? lol) newsbytes on the eminent (?) merger between Chrysler and Fiat.

The article I read today on Wired Magazine's Autopia Blog, takes the cake and had me almost rolling with laugther at its hook (first paragraph). The article's titled Chrysler - Fiat: A Marriage Made in Heaven. Or Hell., and it completely grabbed me with the first sentence...now that's what I call a hook!:

He's an awkward, middle-aged Midwesterner, desperate to find someone to avoid the lonely life of an irrelevant bachelor. She's a hip Italian who has traveled the world and wants to settle down. Can the marriage work?