Today's tidbit actually happened last night:
Someone rings the door bell. I go down to open the door and no one is there. I look on the floor to see if there is a package, and behind the planter, are two yellow-padded envelopes--addressed to someone else at a different address...
I make a face and tap my foot. I call 1-800-Pick-UPS and let them know about the mistake. After 20-25 minutes on the phone, they say the regional office will call me in the morning to confirm that someone will come to pick up the packages.
Meanwhile, the two packages I was expecting are nowhere to be seen, but the delivery report/email/text all say my items were delivered at the front porch. Sure, the front porch, but whose porch is that?